Saturday, May 6th:
   So I woke up in my crate to a glorious sunny morning.  As usual I banged on my crate door so my mom and dad would know I had to go pee real bad.  Man, imagine holding it allll night and not being able to get up and go!  I enjoyed some yummy kibble, did my duty in the backyard (I'm getting used to doing it out there now), and took a nice walk with dad while mommy did some work at home.  
    At 1 p.m. I went to school.  Those white furry dogs are really mental.  They keep yapping all over the place.  It's getting a bit annoying.  I'm like trying to listen to Aki and the other trainer and all I can hear and see are those damn dogs jumping all over the place.  And that golden retriever!  Man, now that's a big dog!  I was feeling a bit lazy today so I was being a real butthead to mommy and daddy.  Oh well, they still love me!
    After class we went to a BBQ at Auntie Joy and Lea Ann's place.  We were celebrating Uncle Rob's birthday.  There was another dog there name Rogue.  She's kinda hot but a little bit too young for me.  I mean, I'm a whole year old now and she's like 2 months!  That's like cradle robbing!  She was cute to look at but she kept trying to sniff my crotch.  It was getting a bit annoying.
     After the BBQ we headed over to Auntie Arlene, Uncle Noel, and Cousin Brady's house.  Mommy and daddy are going to Auntie Lily's birthday so I have to stay at auntie's house.  I was a bit sad but I guess I have to get use to it.  Mommy and daddy need a life too.  *sigh*  I had fun though until Cousin Brady started following me around.  I thought he was going to pull my tail or jump on me and think I'm a horse!  I looooove Auntie Arlene though.  She would pet me a lot and we would cuddle on the couch!
Sunday, May 7th:
      Today I woke up and was a bit confused.  It took me a while to realize that I was in Brady's room.  I felt bad whimpering at night and waking him up but I was still a little confused.  I thought mommy and daddy might pick me up in a few hours but they didn't.  So I hung out in the backyard and kept myself busy until they came to pick me up.  I was soooo happy to see them!  I think I upset mommy a bit with all my jumping.  She didn't seem to like that.  I need to remember that.......
      After mommy and daddy picked me up we went to grandma and grandpa's house to eat cake for Auntie Lily's birthday.  I tried to be on my best behavior.  Grandma looooves me!  I'm her best grandchild EVER.  Wait a minute....I'm her ONLY grandchild....hmmmmm......After cake and a bit of hanging out we went hiking.  Man, the trails are rough on the paws.  I stuck through it though!  I had fun.  We then went back to grandma and grandpa's and apparently Auntie Lily bought me a Gucci hat.  She's a bit crazy but I know she loves me.  I think I look stylin' in it.  It doesn't stay on very well, especially when I have to do my daily body shake.  Not booty shake.  Body shake.  Well, I'm home now.  It's always good to be home.  I love relaxing on my big pillow and chewing the life out of my squeaky lamb toy.  Desparate Housewives was crazy tonight! I love that show.  Dude, Eva Longoria is hot.  Man, if I weren't neutered........