You are incompetent

From the moment I met you I knew you were incompetent. Just from watching afar I can see what an absent-minded, bumbling fool you are. It's bad enough watching you waste these poor kid's time with your idiotic ways. But now, you, here helping me because she's out for the day. I give you a packet to collate and staple. Something so simple and brainless. And yet you manage to f@ it up! And now I have to waste MY time going through those damn packets to make sure you didn't mess up the others. Next time, I'd rather spend that extra 15 minutes after work to do it myself than let your crap-ass hands touch them!