Laptops Beware

I have a subconscious hatred for laptops. Long ago I kept tripping over my laptop's power cord to the point where part of the power cord snapped inside my laptop. Apple store employee fixed it for me and I bought a new power cord. Recently I tripped over my power cord AGAIN and this time the entanglement caused my laptop to fall off the ottoman. So not only do I face resistance when I plug the cord into my laptop but the fall had bent the metal surrounding the area where the cord plugs into my laptop.

Maybe laptops aren't for me. Maybe I need the new powerbook with the magnetic power cord. Maybe I'm just a klutz.